If you answered the former then welcome to the quirky and yet resistive philosophy of Girl Math— and you’re not the only one in possession of this skill, it’s a shared culture within the female community. While there’s a recent tendency to veer away from Girl Math in fear of contributing further to consumerism and the ongoing mockery against women, we’re here to unpack its intricacies and overlooked upside! But first, let’s Girl Math your Jelli Spending this Women’s Month.
💁🏼♀️ RULE #1: If there’s a discount and you missed it, then you’re losing money.
How do we adapt to the ongoing inflation when our wage can barely pay for our existing bills as it is? The answer: be on the lookout for promos that can help you save extra bucks! As such, enjoy 10% off your Jelli Essentials this March 2024 by using the code SPRING10, or else you’re losing money based on Girl Math.
💁🏼♀️ RULE #2: If it’s a staple and there’s an available bundle, then you’re profiting!
What’s your daily essentials? For sure, there are items that you routinely buy— such as toiletries, medicines, and most importantly, face masks. So, if you see a Buy 1 Get 1 Toothpaste, the proper response is to grab it over your usual. With that, did you know that you can save up to $10 from getting the Jelli M1 Mask - Bundle of 2, and over $60 for availing the Jelli M1 Mask - Bundle of 10? Go get them and earn money!
💁🏼♀️ RULE #3: Break down your expenses based on their cost per day!
Saw a bag that you really like but it’s over your usual spending? Let’s girl math it by dividing the cost based on our assumed days of usage. For instance, a $100 bag when used for the whole year only amounts to $0.27 per day. Talk about a steal! In this case, our Jelli M1 Mask that you can purchase for $35 will only cost $ 1.13 per day once worn for a whole month!
Although often viewed as purely satirical, Girl Math actually translates economic principles such as cost per wear, sunk cost, and trade-off into digestible terms. This philosophy can perhaps be traced back to women’s attempt to rationalize their budgeting for their household. But wherever it came from, it’s definitely one of the things that we love about womanhood— so, celebrate this Women’s Month with a sprinkle of Girl Math and Jelli Essentials!